Friday, 6 December 2013

'I USED FAKE PENIS TO CHEAT DRUG TESTS' - Mike Tyson

MIKE TYSON shocks Chelsea Handler with lurid confession from the bad old days
Former Heavyweight Champion of the World, who was found guilty of raping 18-year-old Desiree Washington in 1991, gave Chelsea Handler a step-by-step procedure on how to use a fake penis during a drug test while appearing on Chelsea Lately this week..
 Tricky: Mike Tyson told Chelsea Handler he cheated his way through drug tests when he was boxing by using a a fake penis
'It works really effectively. It just doesn't work the way you think it works, but it works if you wanna pass a drug test,' he told Handler on her E! talk show on Monday.
'You take it out - it has somebody else's urine in it, of course - you hope it's not a woman's urine and they take a pregnancy test,' the 47-year-old added.
He went on to say the tester usually looks away once it begins. 
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Tyson then went on to discuss how the drug tester usually looks away once you begin the test anyway.
'You just make noise, and normally if you're a guy and you pull it out in front of them [the drug tester], they're like, "Whoa, whoa," he said. "And then you do it."'
Chelsea said she was shocked he got away with it but Tyson insisted it was an easy ruse to pull off.
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He said: 'It's connected to a jock strap.'
Handler asked what colour it was, and he responded: 'I don't know. Tan, brown, cream-coloured!'
Tyson once bit off part of opponent Evander Holyfield's ear during a boxing match.













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